"Cat*," says I, to cat. "It's time for your food review."
Cat glances up at me, his pupils narrowing into slits. The bowl is placed reverentially before Cat. Cat sniffs deeply, before tucking in ferociously as if he has not eaten in days although in fact he has just eaten that morning and also has leftover dry food in his bowl.
"How would you rate this on taste, Cat?"
"Nrom nrom nrom nrom" 4 Nroms, I note down. "And how about on value-for-money?" I wait for Cat's response.
"nrom nrom nrom nrom" 4 Nroms. Ok, pretty good.
"Would you pick this brand again, Cat?"
Cat looks up, thoughtfully considering the question. "Nrom nrom nrom nrom" down goes his head again. I suspect that it was more him coming up for air than thoughtfully considering the question, but I still dutifully note down 4 nroms as a response.
Overall, a 4-nrom review from Cat.
*Names have been changed to protect cat's confidentiality.
*Like only the best-in-class food reviewers, this food was fully purchased and paid for by Cat's owner.
